If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
The cops never bothered me anyway.
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
Remember when Michael just
and all hell broke loose
it makes me so happy seeing selfies that say ‘i felt cute today’ or ‘hair game strong’ it’s so good to love yourself and it’s also so hard to love yourself don’t let anyone tell you differently you’re allowed to admit you’re fucking adorable