what if people had food names and food had people names
“hey spaghetti time for dinner”
“what are we having”
“margaret”
i swear everyone on this website is high
shut up chocolate
(Source: livercells, via lykabawse)
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
(Source: encourage, via wutthafuck)
all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then he’ll push me roughly against a wall and whisper “make me”
(Source: beauutyispayne, via elyse-gauntsmith)
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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