sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
Everyone be quiet, the queen is speaking.
so the gifset didn’t load correctly
woth the taste of your lops im on a rode
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
the first 30 seconds of this video is seriously the best thing in the world